Anonymous asked: come cuddle with me

alright.

Anonymous asked: how do you cuddle?

spoons and shit.

anglosexual:

chickensandwich:

i hate when couples say “we’re pregnant” because there is a very slim chance that they are both pregnant

(via cyndaquils)

sluttyoliveoil:

haha if youre bored you could kiss me idk just sayin

(via amoying)

-annoying:

i wanna play twister with someone really hot

oops i fell & touched your whole body

(via inbox)

mememaster:

abbysetcetera:

Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own.

That’s deep

(Source: masakispreciousface, via neverforgetbee)

chaystar:

Mom: “You’re the only teenager that spends their whole day on the internet”

(via nahthatsnotveryraven)

Anonymous asked: How would someone go about asking you out on a date? What would be the most perfect way to do so?

I’m not ready to date right now. Not for a while.

But if I were, I don’t even know. If I like you it won’t matter how you ask.

Anonymous asked: I was going to ask if you wanted to skype with me but figured you decline so went and watched a bunch a cat photos,gifs,and videos on the internet

Hahahah I really feel uncomfortable and self-conscious skyping to be honest.

Anonymous asked: what would be the perfect date for you? describe in detail please

i come with pizza and we cuddle and watch rupaul.

Anonymous asked: So like I have a great story to tell you, Once Upon A Time not to long ago in the past, I thought you were the cutest most precious creature ever to walk this Earth, and had the biggest crush on you. Like no joke I would have probably worshiped you and treated you like a goddess in between fangirling over you just being alive. - Your Former Secret Admirer

you’re precious omg come off anon.

Anonymous asked: I think you are incredibly beautiful ♥♥

thank you ily ~~