May 2013
egberts:
u know somethin on the internet is p funny when you actually laugh instead of just blow air out of your nose really fast
When you see it, REBLOG IT.
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Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386
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Eating Disorders Hotline: 1-847-831-3438
Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673
Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272
Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000
Exhale: After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253
If you ever want to talk: My Tumblr ask is always open.
Watchamoying:
ME CRYING TO LANA DEL REY
snarg:
truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like
guys: why do girls care about their weight so much, it's so annoying
guys: ew, fat chicks
wickedfemale:
i just wanna speak, like, 30 languages
vagisodium:
vagisodium:
i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out
this post has 99,000 notes can you guess how many people have made out with me since i made it the answer is 0
whimsicalspecks:
akitron:
buttlarious:
tumblr is boring today better go check tumblr
#I literally get bored and close tumblr only to reopen tumblr
fortunatemind:
My parents make it so god damn hard for me to be happy
buttlicked:
*touches ur butt* sorry it was an assident.
freddybenson:
i cant believe burger king bought tumblr
theselener:
yeah you could say im a pretty hardcore gamer
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italktosnakes:
icantdotheonesteptwostep:
shouldertappingghosts:
haiirflip:
today a guy confirmed that at boy sleepovers they do in fact talk about girls and who they like a good majority of the time i just thought this would be useful information
Why does this have so many notes? What did you think we do at sleepovers? Meth? Animal sacrifice?
Well thats what girls do
Great, now...
congragulation:
WHOA kids born in 13 will be turning 2000 this year
Anonymous asked: what makes you think this anon is the person with the intials rg?
Anonymous asked: who do you think I am (put intials) or nickname or secret code word
Anonymous asked: tell me do you like anons , or how about your inbox with a red number?
Anonymous asked: to come off anon or to not, that is the question
Anonymous asked: why off anon?
Anonymous asked: which close friend?
Anonymous asked: why did you and your ex break up?
Anonymous asked: how did you know you were gay?
Anonymous asked: what's the most romantic thing anyone has ever done for you?
Anonymous asked: one of these days I will come to bearing a bouquet made of strawberries and ask you out *if you're still single*
i actually really love it when someone remembers small details and quirks about me or addresses me by my name at unexpected times like at the end of a sentence and i don’t know why but i just really, really do.
vocaroo:
fffcuk:
i want a pixel icon!!!!!!!!!! someone make one of me
cliterallysame:
I wonder what denny’s thinks about yahoo buying tumblr
hopeydopey526:
peewentz:
do you ever just want to go outside in the middle of the night and walk around and not actually do anything just observe and think and stuff
ya but then i remember that i don’t wanna get murdered
we should do something cute like fuck in a public bathroom
butasparrow:
touchmypopsicle:
it’s kinda funny how when you get older you start to enjoy the things you hated as a kid like taking naps and getting spanked
the second one was kind of unexpected
but no one is disagreeing
yugoslavic:
i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog
reasons u should adopt me as ur pet
alleneverafter:
jesus-christ-official:
- i have soft hair on my head as welll as soft little hairs all over my arms and legs
- i don’t talk much, i am ve ry quiet
- i will let u boop my nose whenever
- i am expert at cuddling
- easy 2 care for, all i need is food and sunshiney spots to sleep in
- please if u don’t take me they’ll put me in a college and make me do the essays
omfg you’re...
figurants:
some people were born today. hello babies welcome to the earth. you missed a bunch of stuff while you were busy not existing. jbiebs did some things you would not believe
wishcave:
*opens jacket* hey u wanna buy some oh jesus fuck it’s cold *closes jacket*
Well excuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu se me
thethrillofit:
im a BIT of a history nerd *puts a hand on my hip, puts on my glasses, cracks open an encyclopedia* did you know obama is the president
